THE COLLECTED INSPIRATIONAL SERMONS OF REVEREND SPITFIRE
The 2003-04 Volume of the collected works of the Reverend Spitfire.
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17 September 2003 After the First Fixture against Camberley
Post Tenebras Lux
Joyous
greetings to all!
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7 October 2003 - After the away defeat at Canterbury
The Summoner's Tale
Erring
on the side of caution, I felt it wise to refrain from waxing lyrical
about our emphatic humbling of Worthing in last weeks sermon. The laws of
gravity which govern most things in our glorious game (perhaps with the
gracious exception of the Reverend Ian Davies ego) have simply proven
false-positive again: the higher the lamb climbs the mountain, the further
there is to fall. The path to glory is narrow, rocky and beset with
danger. It presents an extreme test of patience and faith. A wise investor
of my time, I no less feel something of a moral epiphany in my abstention!
To the faithful few that remain interested in this saintly corner of the
Parish, the Summoner's tale of our Canterbury misadventure can be taken
from Dylan Thomas ode to the foolhardy nature of youth: |
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14 October 2003 - After the away win in the cup at Romford
A Bag Full of Butterflies
Salve!
End to end excitement, a game on tenterhooks! |
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28 October 2003 - After the 73-36 away win at Staines
The Tragedy of Staines
In
reviewing last weekend's encounter my emotions are mixed. What should have
been one of the most celebrated victories in our humble history ended
somewhat pyrrhically. I refer to the shameful way in which the total rugby
on display in the first half was marred in the second by Staines; who
having felt the game had gone beyond their reach resorted to the type of
thuggery practised only by the lugubrious South African XV. As sideline
disciples of the game we all recognise that in the heat of an encounter
tempers can fray and impetuosity reign; but the misplaced sense of pride
that drives players to one cheap-shot after another behind the Referees
back is quite frankly, gutless and lacking of character. It hasn't
happened to our boys yet, but if they ever found them selves on the wrong
side of a 70 point drubbing I sincerely like to think they would fight the
good fight in which rugby is the winner. I am not alone in the opinion
that the use of this outdated tactic by a team in this league is ill
advised, discredits and damages the noble game. Perhaps sheltered from the
world by my gentle Parish I might be, but until last Saturday I was
comfortable in the belief that Hooliganism was part of a different game
entirely. We did well to rise above it.
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14 November 2003 - After the away defeat at Bishop's Stortford
Concordia res parvae crescent!
Virulent postings the lot! Lets not get the whole thing out of perspective and pretend that we thought the league would be any different. Its a good ol'fashioned hard English grafters League this one; the injury list speaks for itself. The important thing is to do the best we can with the opportunities we are given. That means all the troopers in the Dolphins have to keep their skills sharp because sooner or later they'll be in the breach and I don't want anybody to get it wrong. You only have to look at Grant's performances to see the only thing separating our players is opportunity. He's cutting it: massive respect. My advice: Learn the plays, get to training twice a week, do everything within your power to deliver the dream.
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3 December 2003 - After the home defeat against Hertford
Refueling
It
seems that we are still in shock, the club is empty and the message board
quiet. My sermon to yee is "Do not lose faith!". There are
important games ahead and we need to put our set backs into perspective.
From time to time everyone has a Barry (Crocker = shocker), a 'western' (Supermare=
nightmare) so who are you to think we're an exception. Take it on the chin
and move on. We have played worse and won, we will play better and lose
again. The important thing is to do our best with the games we have left.
A fine and inspiring quote I would like to share with you all came from
our good friend Reverend Hart in Tuesday night's selection: |
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18 December 2003 - After the Cup win away at Ruislip
Havant are coming up the hill
Psychology
is everything in this game. The mentality required to perform under
pressure, with backs to the wall or against superior opponents is one of
obdurate determination to succeed. This will not happen without belief and
it is unlikely that you will believe unless you have first seen. Before
Roger Bannister broke the four minute mile in 1954 nobody in the world
thought it physiologically possible. Its no surprise to me that in the
year following his record, 3 other successful attempts were made with the
confidence of knowing that it could be done. It is quite simple: without
belief there can be no confidence to achieve, no determination to deliver.
Setting the standard is what sport is all about and I emphatically believe
we have laid down a marker with our last two wins, which although very
different games by nature, both showed control, confidence and hunger. We
now find ourselves balanced at a precipice: we know what we are capable
of, but whether we are brave enough to grasp our opportunities or whether
we will softly accept second best and look outwardly for excuses is down
to the mental resolve of every player. With the League, the Intermediate
Cup and the County Cup ahead of us there is a lot of opportunity to
achieve individually, to go forward as team and set new standards to be
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21 January 2004 - After the away win in the cup at Romford
Let
us take a lesson from that spirited bastion of Essex grit and
determination called Romford & Gidea Park RFC. They may not have the
best Choral Harmony in that particularly quaint suburb of London, but in
terms of their ability to turn the form book on its head with nigh Giant
Killing zeal, they have proven again the zeitgeist of Cup sport. I’ve
preached this sermon before but I’ll mount the pulpit again because it
gives me Holy wood to share my passion for fighting the good fight. Cup
sport differs from League sport in every manifestation of mind and spirit.
Although Kenny Miller’s winner for Wolves against Man U was in actuality
the football league, it imbued the same sprit of David V’s Goliath as
any FA cup 5th round. I wouldn’t dream of paralleling our status at HRFC
with that of Man U (we are considerably better looking) but in its
essence, Wolves’ win mirrors the spirit of GeeeDaya Park. Full credit to
them: they harried, hacked and heroically absorbed our pressure, killed
the ball, came in from the side and collapsed mauls. The only thing they
failed to do was construct a phase, living off scraps and scoring two
break-away tries. To wax technical, our early mistakes in forcing the ball
wide before it was ready and our failure to take advantage of scoring
opportunities after having won so much possession in the first half
rightfully gave Romford’s likeliest more than reason to believe we were
beatable. Perhaps it wasn’t the best game to bring Liam back from
injury, perhaps with Wes out wide we thought we could break all the rules
of phase play and just wing it? Perhaps we assumed we could carry the ball
that little bit further against weaker opponents? Whatever false pretence
we were under, it was evident to the throng of white Stiletto wearing
ladies in the crowd that this was the wrong approach and at 12-3 after the
restart we appeared dead and buried. Finding no justice in their hysteria
I reached for my prayer book. Fearing I had failed to be as reverent of
late as I have previously been, I didn’t expect such a hasty response.
As the darkness swept in along came David Myfanwy Jones, replacing his
namesake Owen Tudor Myfanwy in the midfield who had suffered a broken
foot. A bolt from the blue? Manna from heaven? If nobody thought that R
& G would show this kind of resistance, then certainly nobody counted
on the blinding form of our most senior player. Returning from over the
hill to lead us back up it with some vintage footwork and busting runs it
was bloody, messy and gritty: an encounter of physicality we do not often
see. At 15-12 the beast was finally put to rest. Fortunately the
hospitality in the bar matched the hostilities on the field and with a
healthy dose of ol'black we could at last enjoy the feeling that can only
come from having earned victory. Cup spirit lives on. |
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3 February 2004 - After the away win at Old Albanians
It
is joyous indeed to find freely flowing debate on my ‘Epistle to the
Havantians: On Cup Spirit’ (appreciation to webmaster for paraphrasing
so excellently) Some commendable commentary from Quinn, Cookie and Master
Springer looks to be heating the embers of the forum – and long may it
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10 February 2004 - After the cup game against Altrincham Kersal
The
quarter final was excellent for the club but it should now be consigned to
a proud history. We all want to feel like we did on Saturday each time we
play – the occasion, the crowd, the build up and the satisfaction of
doing the job properly: it’s what we live for as players. It’s now up
to us to keep it going forward and deliver on promises. To arrive safely
at a point where we can even consider being in with a chance for the
promotional push we have to get to the Sunday 22nd February 'quinquagisima'
(the fifth Sunday 'afore Easter) unbeaten:
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17 February 2004 - After the home win against Canterbury
The
forum seems to have been divorced of its substance lately, so in timely
fashion here follows my epistle to the Havantians after Match 1 of the
homeward trail. After a weekend in which none of the favourites had an
easy passage, its time to talk sense. When the London 1 Ledger is reviewed
by the auditors at end of season 2003/2004, the match will be memorable
for only two things: the result and the masterful performance of Syd
Claffey. The faithful can quaff their pints and bray to their heart’s
content about the contrast between the previous week’s ‘red letter
day’ and the shortcomings of the second half, but let us not forget that
in Canterbury we opposed a quality challenge. For anyone with an eye for
detail they came with the Sword Of Damocles hanging over their heads –
the prospect of losing to a rival contender a fearful spectre that would,
in effect, signify a nail in the coffin of mid-table ignominy. In deed
this was Canterbury’s D-Day. As Pilgrims of the trail we can appreciate
their position as we’ve gallantly been fire-fighting without a safety
net since November in both league and cup and from this legacy of
pressure, have formed a cohesive unit most evident in times of hardship.
This transpired on Saturday, as when it came to the fatal inch we were
simply the better team and that, dear brethren, is why we won. You may
recollect the reverse fixture back in October where we were forced to fly
without radar or homing beacon in the absence, amongst others of Allica
and Claffey - the end result being a game lacking of any shape that lead
to our first defeat of the season. In Canterbury’s second half
resurgence I proffer that any team with enough self pride can play
“Catch-up”: playing off the counter-attack and taking chances when
there is nothing left to lose as the cupboard is bare. After all, this is
a desperate approach that we oft adopted in our own demise of last season.
The key point is that this is Risk Rugby and doesn’t yield consistency
in results. We have come a long way since those times and are starting to
realise the power of the measured strategy in possession, position and
ultimately points. So much so, that when it came to the controlling
fundamentals of the scrum, the lineout and in the tacit awareness and deft
touch of playmaker Claffey’s boot, we had Canterbury locked down from
the outset. In these key elements of conflict oft overlooked by the trusty
match scribe, Allica and Ingram were a sensation, as were Whittle and
Morgan in the disruption of any quality ball the Canterbury Lineout tried
to produce. The shame will irk forever that it could have been the most
complete performance of the season were it not for a string of sloppy
mistakes that let Pratt, a player of exceptional physical ability, execute
his chances for a well taken brace. He was however not to steal the script
as ultimately it was Claffey’s day: signed, sealed and delivered home
with a bench mark performance that showed the chasm in class between
himself and the lack-lustre Pilcher who had clearly taken too many hits
from the Havant back-row. 1 down, 8 to go on the homeward trail.
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23 February 2004 - After the away win at Worthing
With
puffy eyes The Reverend Ian Davies of Worthing viewed the scoreboard last
Saturday as it clocked 30-10 before time was marked in favour of his alma
mater, Havant RFC. It was a look entirely manifested with miserable
realisation that his Worthing had failed to achieve a benchmark victory
against the club he duped as “Slipping into obscurity” earlier in the
rugby calendar. For Havantians there could be no better closure than this
and with an aggregate of 80 points drawn from two encounters including 12
tries, the first ‘league double’ in the history of our clubs was
complete. To give credit where it is due, the Worthing boys had battled
admirably in London 1of late, claiming the scalps of Canterbury and Sutton
within a string of notable performances that could, Reverend Davies
willing, have had them in the hunt for a top 4 finish. After Saturday’s
lesson in the controlling fundamentals of Lineout, scrum and continuity,
that prospect has now disappeared south of the mid-table border with a
fair swallowing of pride.
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2 March 2004 - After the home win against Camberley
My
Dear Havantians, I trust you are all well. As I enjoy the vista from my
Parish window on this magnificent March morning my heart fills with joyous
enthusiasm for the road ahead. After a winter of fearsome struggle we are
now set to enjoy the reinvigoration of spring and hopefully, according to
the gospel of our evangelical performance of the weekend passed, will
continue our success forthwith. It is now becoming clear that whilst we
have managed to maintain a steady hand on the rudder of good ship Havana
through troubled waters, it would seem our brethren at Camberley have
sunken into the whirlpool of directionless introspection. In my efforts to
maintain the quality of my diction, I usually disdain the use of cliché
but the begging question is ‘did they jump or were they pushed..?’
Having studied their disciplined and focused warm up from the comfort of
the Pulpit, I had expected more from a team that had toppled Thanet and
stretched Sutton in a fortnight of rugby which lit the beacon of revival.
Indeed the first half was by no means a one sided contest. The Squirrels
created several opportunities after breaking our defensive line, and
although they lacked the wherewithal to finish were troublesome throughout
the opening 45 minutes in the direct approach of their Fijian back-row and
robust midfield. It would be unfair to criticise Havant In the opening
salvo for simple mistakes as with changes to key personnel time was
required to fully gel. However, errors of stupidity aside, the pack
produced enough possession in good positions (including some spectacular
30m driven mauls...a superb sight to see such critical mass on the hoof)
to produce daylight on the scoreboard. As we are now beginning to
recognise from the pews; the first try was a well constructed effort from
a strike move which opened up the midfield like the Red Sea. Moses, or
Davy Jones as we like to call him (look for the grey beard, socks, sandals
and goats - a dead giveaway), was first to touch down and did not forget
in his jubilation to congratulate the aerial skills of Morgan and the
running of whittle and Conlon in conspiring to cast the first stone.
Graciousness indeed. It is worthy of note that whilst the game remained a
contest, two players in particular stood out; endlessly covering, foraging
and carrying in times of need. Steve 'Crudders' was superb in his efforts to
maintain our continuity and his reaction to the tidying of any loose
scraps was impressively nimble (– an echo of his appearance at 7 against
Rosslyn Park 1 year ago to the day? The future beckons..) Second was Dylan
Rubenheimer: like Lazarus returning for a swag-bag full of tries, what
impressed the cognoscenti of the flock more was his perpetual work rate.
It appears that a fitter, hungrier player has emerged from the boggy mists
of injury that has held him captive for nearly 2 years and perhaps, just
maybe, we will see him recapture his permanent place in the side? On this
showing I certainly wouldn’t bet the Parish’s collection box against
it. I will refrain from comment on the second half other than to say that
Petzer and Cooper terrorized the open landscape with some finely taken
lines off Syd, who impressed again by keeping structure in a game who’s
score line more closely resembled 20/20 cricket. The result leaves
Camberley’s revival in tatters and their beacon firmly extinguished in
the fair sums of ale from the Sponsors pre-match meal. The real challenge
now lies imminently before us: the back to back test matches against
Sutton and Epsom. Ahhhh the thought of it gives me Holy wood.
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12 March 2004 - After the loss at Andover in the Hampshire Cup
In
truth the rugby of the last weekend has left my thought processes short of
literary breath.
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15 March 2004 - After the loss at Sutton & Epsom
Let’s put last weekend’s misadventure behind us. It was a shock for everybody: we were off colour and out of sorts and as captain I personally take responsibility for it. We set our standards and expectations highly so it follows that when disappointment comes it cuts to the bone. Suffice to say that it’s not over so let’s not get things out of perspective. We have 3 league games left and we didn’t get to be second in the league at this stage of the season by having a weak underbelly. I am confident that this set back will be used positively, that we will bounce back on track and that we will stamp our name on the play-off spot. We’ve come too far together to let complacency be anything other than a blip and whilst we are still in control of our league destiny, will set about our business with determination and authority.
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18 March 2004 - Message from Peru!
Even
a lengthy flight to the missionary outpost of Iguazu (for the Leigh
Parkers - especially you Breadbeater - its pronounced "Wazu" -
thought you'd appreciate that I'm staying in a place that shares the same
name as your filthy habit!) could not stop me getting to a cyber cafe so
you'll no doubt be delighted in my efforts to get the weekly sermon
across. Whilst you are all out in the cold adding the final touches to the
all important preparation, I've put in my own hard yards and urge all our
brave compañeros to hold hard to what is dear. Think of how far we've
come and what it means to all of us. Now close your eyes and imagine a
scenario in which we finish empty handed. Nothing to show for all the
honest endeavour. The line between success and failure can be painfully
thin so lets go the extra inch to make it happen at every carry, ruck,
maul, scrum and tackle. You, me and the big fella know how those inches
add up....
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31 March 2004 - After the Bradford & Bingley Match
Primus Inter Pares ( First Among Equals) An Epic Adventure
What
a weekend! There could be no better experience on our journey of
regeneration than this Northern exposure and although the result may not
have gone our way, there was much to celebrate as travelling committee
men, Mariners and faithful were magnificent to a man. In Bradford and
Bingley RFC we found an opponent to mirror our ability and to benchmark
our strengths and weaknesses. The match itself was played at a ferocious
pace which left even spectators breathless and given the amount of
negative rugby we’ve encountered in London 1 this season, it was a
pleasure to compete against a team who’s key objective was the scoring
of tries. From the game we can perhaps argue the case for 15 extra points
from missed opportunities, kicks at goal and indifferent refereeing at
scrums but there can be no excuses; The Bees were the better side. What we
can take from our performance is the confidence that within 10 minutes
from the break we were drawn even against a club boasting a weekly fixed
wage bill of £3000 (not including win bonuses and expenses - or indeed
Geoff Cooke’s salary!!). This certainly puts our achievement against a
side destined for National 1 into perspective. However, to simply depict
them as mercenary professionals does not do them the justice they deserve.
The Bees were worth every penny of their loyal sponsors’ investment, yet
more importantly were gracious in victory and respectful of the way we
played our rugby, giving us the accolade of ‘best opponents ever’ –
a worthy mantle if ever I heard one – given their proximity to other
Northern Roogby Union heavyweights! Of those lucky enough to make the
field It would be unfair to mention any names in dispatches as every
player hit their limit; but some memorable moments were Syd’s plumbly
taken drop goal and Nick Cooper’s try – a touch of class if ever I saw
one. Its seems from the returning war stories that the post match
hospitality was superb and will now become part of Havant legend for which
thanks should be given to the Bees. Above everything else their spirit and
hospitality is testament to amateur ethos of their rugby culture which
transcended the professional structure of which they so proudly possess.
For a team building weekend away there could be nothing better and we hope
to be invited back for a pre-season encounter. In summary of our adventure
we travelled, trained and played as a cohesive unit and everybody
including the coaches, managers and physio should have no regrets. We all
played with our hearts on our sleeves and should be proud. The key will
now be to take this forward to regain National League status.
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14 April 2004 - Before the Play-Off against Hertford
The Final Push
So
here we stand on the precipice, staring into the abyss. Will our dreams be
fulfilled at 4.30pm on Saturday or will we have to wait another week? In
truth there could be no greater finale, no more extreme challenge of our
ability. The two best performing teams in the league: winner takes all for
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18 May 2004 - End of Season Reflection
AD INVENIUM VIAM AUT FACIAM - we will find a way or make one
And
so the curtain falls on this great Act. So speechless have I been in
reflection of our deeds that for the first time in a quite a while, the
power of words has failed me. On many a rant this season have I chaffed
and exulted; cursing the derisory yet exemplified the worthy. Now the
slide rule has been put across the bottom line of the ledger and as the
final whistle of London 1 quickly fades to memory, the time has come to
deliver the ultimate sermon. |